![]() The book starts off on Bella's 18th birthday, a day she has been dreading for months only because in her mind she will be one year older than Edward. Truly, I'm amazed because I can sum up New Moon in one big picture:īut let's get on with it, I'll go into some detail for ya. ![]() I'm not even sure how Stephenie Meyer managed 563 pages. Even though Edward and Bella's relationship deeply disturbs my soul, Bella is so incredibly boring without him. In fact I'm not even sure why it had three stars because I remember being super frustrated. But first, can someone please explain to me why this book is 563 pages?! Seriously, how is it possible a book with almost no plot can be so long? When I first read New Moon back in 2008, I didn't like it. However, since I've already read it a few times, I feel extremely confident in skipping to the review. I just could not get through this shit book another time. This re-reading is brought to you courtesy of Project: Hindsight. With that, we shall kick this off with a joke: Stephen King once said, "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. ![]()
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